The Hamstring Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Krieg is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Krieg on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Krieg's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.