The Phantom Flag Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Krieg is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Krieg, Krieg, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.