The Phantom Flag Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Krieg's stadium. Only over Krieg.
- Ref: "Number Krieg, that's a flag." Krieg: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Krieg drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.