The Mystery Tweak Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Krieg's stadium. Only over Krieg.
- Krieg attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
92%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Krieg, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.