The Doink Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Krieg's stadium. Only over Krieg.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Krieg is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Krieg drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.