The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Krieg trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Krieg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krieg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Jacobs
- Christian Watson
- Tucker Kraft
- Jordan Love
- Brandon Aubrey
- MarShawn Lloyd
- Matthew Golden
- Cameron Dicker
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.