The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- A mysterious flag erases Krieg's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Krieg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krieg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.