The Phantom Flag Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Krieg goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Krieg, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.