The Wind Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Krieg. Krieg does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Krieg sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Krieg, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.