The Wide Left Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Krieg is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- The broadcast shows Krieg on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Krieg will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Krieg's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.