The Late Scratch Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“The broadcast shows Krieg on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Krieg warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krieg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.