The Snap Count Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Krieg kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
73%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Krieg drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.