The Wind Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Krieg. Krieg does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Krieg kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
83%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Krieg scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.