The Late Scratch Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- The broadcast shows Krieg on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Krieg gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Krieg, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.