The Doink Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“A mysterious flag erases Krieg's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Krieg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Krieg, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.