The Mystery Tweak Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Krieg. Krieg does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Krieg gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
74%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Krieg, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.