The Shank Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Krieg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Krieg, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.