The Snap Count Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Krieg gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
77%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Krieg's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.