The Phantom Flag Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Krieg hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
81%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Krieg, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.