The Mystery Tweak Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“The broadcast shows Krieg on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Krieg's stadium. Only over Krieg.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Krieg. Krieg does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
87%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Krieg scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.