The Phantom Flag Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Krieg sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krieg drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.