The Phantom Flag Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Krieg trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
87%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Krieg's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.