The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Grimm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grimm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.