The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Grimm's stadium. Only over Grimm.
86%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Grimm, Grimm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.