The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Grimm, that's a flag." Grimm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Grimm was due a breakout.
- The broadcast shows Grimm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grimm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.