The Shadow Coverage Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Grimm does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
75%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grimm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.