The Late Scratch Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Grimm scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
90%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grimm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.