The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Grimm drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
78%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grimm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.