The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Grimm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Grimm drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.