The Phantom Flag Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- A mysterious flag erases Grimm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Grimm gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grimm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.