The Late Scratch Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Grimm gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
77%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Grimm, Grimm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.