The Hamstring Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Grimm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Grimm was due a breakout.
- Grimm gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
87%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Grimm scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.