The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Grimm, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.