The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Grimm's stadium. Only over Grimm.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- The broadcast shows Grimm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Grimm, Grimm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.