The Late Scratch Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Grimm was due a breakout.
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Grimm drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.