The Butter-Finger Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Grimm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Grimm's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.