The Hamstring Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- The QB looks at Grimm exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Grimm, Grimm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.