The Mystery Tweak Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- Grimm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Grimm scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.