The Dropped Pass Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Grimm was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Grimm drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Grimm's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.