The Hamstring Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Grimm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Grimm's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.