The Dropped Pass Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ref: "Number Grimm, that's a flag." Grimm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Grimm, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.