The Hamstring Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grimm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.