The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grimm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.