The Phantom Holding Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Grimm scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Grimm's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.