The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“The broadcast shows Burden III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
- Burden III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Burden III, Burden III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.