The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Burden III drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burden III, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.