The Butter-Finger Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Burden III, Burden III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.