The Phantom Holding Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
- Burden III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Burden III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.