The Dropped Pass Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Burden III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Ref: "Number Burden III, that's a flag." Burden III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Burden III, Burden III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.