The Mystery Tweak Hex of Luther Burden III
Luther Burden III · CHI · WR
“Burden III is already "Questionable" with that undisclosed. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Burden III's week
- Burden III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ref: "Number Burden III, that's a flag." Burden III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Burden III, Burden III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Luther Burden III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luther Burden III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luther Burden III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.